>>41014627boobs*
2hrs to page 10. This is more like I remember, these days it's usually something like 3 hours
how to play against derpy?
>>41032803I think you have to download the game
>Hi Anooon! Do you want to go on a daaaate?
>>41015611yesd
>>41032990Was a nice thread until the dogspammers showed up.
>>41021642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G7ArtdzprU
>>41033517>678718Wait no the images are different. Oh well. Have music anyway.
Get up c'mon get down with the sickness
I FEEL IT DEEP WITHINIT'S JUST BENEATH THE SKINI MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
CAN'T YOU HELP ME AS I'M STARTING TO BURN (ALL ALONE)TOO MANY DOSES AND I'M STARTING TO GET AN ATTRACTION
SKIIIIIIINNYYYMAAARETURNED INTO A MONSTER, I'M A MOTHERFUCKER
DIG THROUGH THE DITCHESAND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHESAND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA
WE WILL NEVER LISTEN TO YOUR RULESWE WILL NEVER DO WHAT OTHERS DOWE KNOW WHAT WE WANT AND WE GET IT FROM YOUWE DO WHAT WE LIKE AND WE LIKE WHAT WE DO
Previous thread: >>41026390>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41032492I loaf lilac so much bros
>>41033457I had posted "it really is a nice shot" and now it's gone
Wheel of Popen will return to the Baltimare theater this Saturday at 10:00 a.m. SLT. Unless there is opposition to the idea, this event might need to occur every other week in the interest of not letting it get stale too quickly. For the last few weeks it has been easy to get popens to watch, but no necessarily play. Near term this is fine; May 4th has /mlp/ in the 4CC which I would yield to or move work around anyways.
>>41033489We could find other games or even make one of our own to have more options, we just need ideas.
>>41033489>it has been easy to get popens to watch, but no necessarily play.
2Cool4(You) editionThe pic that started it all: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37443253/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/post/37447036/Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40798618/Alternative thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/2295.htmlArchive of snowpony thread art: https://mega.nz/folder/0okEHKxS#8FIy3EQUHM-XluGvV7knIgArchive of snowpony-related musics: https://ponepaste.org/5819On the boorus, the snowpony tag ended up being "snowpony (species)" or "taiga pony">What is a snowpity?https://snowpity.com/>What are snowponies?Lore dumps for the newfagshttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1646/33/1646333439218.png(embed)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41032794I hear that stupid cowboy guy screaming every time
>>41032794Evergreen screams at boot. I scream at the sight of cute mares.
>>41028190>They could also live longer lives and breed less as a result. Hardy and long lived but not numerous.Sure, but that still doesn't explain why they're not ruling the north, unless it's a "civilization and cooperation trumps brute Grug strength" thing.>>41026834>>41027952I don't think I had pony dreams yet. Mine are always ridiculous, though. I used to have nightmares as a kid (which I almost never remembered), but even the "regular" dreams are always nuts.One of the earliest dreams that I can remember is being hunted by a priest with a shotgun because I had dream powers of jumping super high. I was jumping around all over the place and across buildings as I evaded him. One thing that's almost always consistent in my dreams is my ability to levitate a small distance from the ground, no matter the dream I'm having.Another weird thing is that I had at least 50, if not over 100 dreams in the same place, which is my hometown. Some dreams were random, but I kept having them - but they were not recurring dreams, I was in a slightly different place each and every time, moving around. Oh, and everything was burned out like it was some kind of post-apocalypse, for some reason.Just tonight, I dreamt that I was running super fast on water alongside some super-jacked dude that was a god. apparently, and I was making fun of him that I'm a mortal, and I was able to easily keep up with him. The dream only got weirder after that.>Can I blame autism for this?Probably. You should try writing.
all the art in this thread brings me great joy
Guess I'll make one.Thread dedicated to the most fabulous and fashionable pony in Equestria.
>>41032721Is that a Twilight Zone reference?
Rarity is shit
>>41033113>Rarity is the shitI fixed your typoYou're welcome!
>Go on. Smell my ass. You know you want to.
Alicorns are no longer in power. Kneel to actual future ruler of Pegasi.
>>41031916What Zipp?
>>41032322*The* Zipp
>>41032656The Zippster
>>41033350Good morning, princess.
Go do something that makes your waifu proud. She's worth it. Use this thread to talk about her and why you love her.Many moons have passed since you first met your waifu, and you two have grown very close together. You have formed a very happy relationship, and you live and breathe by her word and action. The euphoria swells in your heart and you decide: it's time to ask her The Question. It's a big occasion, and you want to make the event perfect for her. How do you plan to ask her for her hoof in marriage? Do you do anything to celebrate the occasion? What do you think she'd like best?>What is a waifu? What defines a waifu?Your waifu is the one character you wish to be with your entire life, until death do you part. Most often this manifests as a romantic interest.>How do you know if you have a waifu?When you meet your waifu, you will know. The world around you will become colorful. You will realize that you were living in monochrome the entire time. Her existence provides context and meaning to yours, a perfect complement, a perfect comfort, a perfect love. There may be low periods, periods of doubt, but the rhythm of life will forever pull one towards their waifu, for that love is eternal.Last Wednesday's thread: >>41007902Long-running discussion, latecomers, and the occasional bump are welcome and encouraged, but we would prefer that the thread not be kept on extended life support.
>>41029053>It may require about a decade of barely sleepingTwilight wouldnt want you to harm your own health. And such agenda ofrenly leads to a very painful fail. Keep things smooth so youre not getting instantly overburdened. >>41031378>The intent of this sentence is that the revelation of waifu may or may not happen immediately, but in perfect time, whatever that may be, one will come to know who she is and their world will change accordinglyi hate to admit it, but my personal experience shares the idea. >Discordfag is right that the definition used is somewhat simplified and broad-level for the purposes of introducing the concept.Im not sure why "falling in love to non-existant character" is not a definition option. >>41031789Yes, why?>>41032428Ah, i never knew about it. It is surprising to see a pony smolboard in 2024. Well, it is esoteric by definition, so, cant see a problem. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
my dick hurts from fapping to my waifu so much
>>41033154>implying that you still have oneyou arent beating it enough, youre supposed to do it til it falls off
This is my chance. I'm moving into a cabin for 4 months on Saturday. I must turn the cabin into Golden Oaks. I won't have an opportunity like this again in my life. A paint job first. If I get more money, shelving. A cute red door with a candle.I need to not be slothful. I have the skills. I just need the motivation.
Bup
Kneel to actual future ruler of Pegasi.Our tomboy rebel princess. Zipp and Zippchad general. Pipp welcome.Cont. from >>40950818 and >>40927179AI anon, grant us more Zipps.
zipp it
>>41032798You got it
>>41031142Pipp is expecting?
>>41032382>wanting to bust a nut in Applebloom>an image of her riding Big MacBased
>>41032382>moralfag outted as a foalconit's like that one artist who drew outright petalstorm porn and yet joined in on the hate. it's almost like it's all performative.
Gala editionLast Th/ra/d: >>40961939A bunch of short greens:https://ponepaste.org/9328Rarity Mixtape:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGobcyqTXSUB7JJXs1DMpO5FSWFNxWCk7&si=cUn357_2JB9mLnUJSpotify Playlist:https://derpy.me/RJoFCThread Archive:https://pastebin.com/qEw9Vbd6Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41032462Rara???
>>41031903thanks
>You are Ardent Mind, an experienced caravan guard and a senior team leader of Steady Stride Caravan Guard Company>Your job is to escort ponies across the desert and to new colonies in the Mysterious South, passing between Changelings, Diamond Dogs, giant lizards and other dangerous wildlife found in The Badlands and the lands beyond>Despite the recent economic downturn and what is typically considered the slower season, you've remained busy this last month>You’ve fought bandits, Diamond Dogs, uncovered murders, and even encountered a tatzlwurm, discovering strange and unsettling rumors regarding secret wars along the way>Most recently you and a rival company, Roughshod, have been hired to escort a mixed group of settlers and public officials, fifty ponies in all, from the city of Appleloosa all the way down to New Ponyville in the southern colonies>Now, as you travel through a canyon to the southern colonies, you have found yourself in the middle of the rumored war between Dogs and Equestria>Taking shelter in an ancient Diamond Dog temple, you currently find yourself in the middle of a bloody battle for survival(Characters: https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYH)Previous Threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40650158/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40794550/https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40927699/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41033447I doubt the powder would survive the dip.
>>41033451I thought they had cartridges not open powder. If it is open powder and our efforts will get it wet, than Barrel is effectively losing his weapon on this plan regardless.
>>41033442It’s in the character pastebin https://pastebin.com/PqtD6vYHet me know if I should change the format somehow.>>41033443“Soul, could you feel if the shield gets hit?”>”Absolutely and I wish I wouldn’t. It feels like a sharp pinch in my horn. No way I could miss it.”“Would firing off a couple of shots from Barrel's rifle be loud enough for you, Hollow?”>”Yeah, almost definitely. There’s no mistaking that crack.”[Input Needed]>>41033451>>41033456The maretini-whiney uses cartridges which will survive the water. It’s a ponified martini-henry. It’s one-to-one with the exception of the trigger so if you have any questions about it’s performance feel free to use https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martini–HenryTo clarify, a stallion averages around 3’10 or so but the rifle is keeping its IRL proportions, which is why it requires a pony to lay down or lean against something to use.
>>41033472So we can hit ourself while the shield is up or we can borrow Barrel's gun to send a signal back?
>>41033490Yup. Though be warned if you travel more than three hundred feet or hit something hard the shield spell will drop.
How does one become as studious as Twilight?I'm trying to figure out life again, so I understand I can't just start young like Twilight did.Seriously though, she bookkeeps, understands organization to a T, where would one even start?
>>41032755I don't know how you make yourself care about such things. I have no desire to get a better job or go for a degree. It just seems pointless when other areas in my life are so sorely lacking.
>>41033313>I don't know how you make yourself care about such things.reading about the depressive life of anons who live in fear of getting homeless or who don't have enough to buy healthy food should motivate you. Being able to get a good paying job allows you to save enough money to quit everything for 3 years and get a bachelor degree to get an even better paying job. Being able to afford nice things (for me, mostly food) is great.
>>41032755I was going to shitpost, but you seemed so earnest in your answers to the other anons that I just can't anymore.I'll share with you a link that I think Twilight would appreciate; this is all I can do:https://www.honest-broker.com/p/my-lifetime-reading-plan
It's impossible Conscientiousness (the term for it) especially to the degree that Twilight has is something born nor made and in the 5% chance it is made it's made extremely early in life. As was shown in the show it's not all that great a thing to have at times but generally as was also shown in the show you're basically destined for greatness if you have it and will become leader of a country of you wish People do become more conscientious as they get older naturally but not by much. Now this isn't to say that you can't heavily force yourself to do it but I doubt you have the willpower to keep it up. I find the best thing to do is to just not have stuff to organize. Minimize your life. Your room can't get messy if you don't have a lot of stuff in to make a mess, for example. If you want to study get rid of everything that might distract you and keep only what you want to study around. Stuff like that. Easier said than done though.
>>41032755be passionate about what you're studyingi am very passionate (i suppose the zoomies would call it a "hyperfixation") about marine biology, so I do really well in courses related to my major (which is marine biology). but if you put a gun to my head and told me to give half a shit about 14th-century literature i'd say pull the trigger
GIWTWM editionPrevious thread: >>40848665Thread links:Voice archivehttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1DZ-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3GGreenshttps://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeNhttps://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDmhttps://pastebin.com/6jZyENuMhttps://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:Flabrushttps://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:RahzmaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Pssst,https://files.catbox.moe/1qaxcw.gif
>>41032488Now there's a ride to hang on for dear life.
>>41032488SEXOOOO
Morning bump.>>41032488Oh, my!
blessed be the appulbro
Military bro's check in!>favorite pony>job>status(active/veteran)>time in service>how you're doingRainbow DashMI corpsVeteran4 yearsTrying to get into an IT job
>>41029988Fleetfoot Aircraft MechanicActive Almost six years and just extended for another year because a job on the outside fell through and I panicked. So now my initial contract will end at the 7 year mark.
>>41029988Fuck Zecora is so hot there. My balls would be bone dry if I were allowed anywhere near her.
Is it too late to enlist at 24?
>>41029996its not that bad. noc tech here making 65 with ccna, az-900 and aws ccp. infosec, sysadmin and software dev are fucked tho>>41031998no lol. get certs and shit and a cs degree
>>41033010>software devsoftware devs make above 100k relatively quickly. Anons in the field on /pol/ it will take 20-30 years before AI will be able to replace them.
