What's your opinion on sandwiches that are made with bagels?
>>20438936Take a pineapple ring, soak it in soy sauce, and grill it next to a burgerYou're welcome
>>20438934love that poem, honestly shocked to see it quoted here
>>20438295But not better than a regular sandwich
>>20438265so much beige
>>20438265This looks like it came from a vending machine
Why do boomers so desperately cling to the gas stoves?
>>20440264>mmm poisonous fumes in my home making me retarded just like leaded gas used toIt's just nostalgia.
>>20440322Or you can not use either and go for the superior electric stove.
>>20440308Yes the coil electric stoves do. Which is why i prefer them over induction. I still prefer gas over coil. Im not exactly sure why. But you know that feeling when theres a blackout and theres no electricity? The lack of electricity around you literally makes you feel different. Thats how we used to feel for millions of years. I think using gas bring a tiny bit of that back.
>>20440264if boomers go a week without ingesting pollutants they start dying off
Whoever made this image is extremely stupid. Induction heats extremely quickly so you're far more likely to warp the bottom of thin cookware, like a carbon wok.
making brisket for passover
>>20435706Nice.2nd Seder? We made some nice chopped liver for the last one.Please keep updating.
>>20435706Admitting to being a straight up jew on 4chan takes some real chutzpah
>>20436011Checked and truth pilled>>20436014>>20437003Hey, your mom wanted me to ask you to turn down the volume on your video game. Don't kill the messenger, little buddy. Hey, we still on for the ballgame this weekend?
>>204360141. He existed.2. That's trueOhxm
>>20435706seasoning? and how you cooking that slut?
Tomato apologists always pretend there's some big mystery behind the tomato>Oh, you don't like because you never had a good one>You should taste the one from my Nonna's yardThere isn't. It just a watery disgusting vegetable like many others. It makes a good sauce, yes but eating a raw tomato is one of the most grim things in cuisine.
>>20440215Well I know a good bit about this so lay it out for me then. Broccoli is in the brassica family of cabbage, kale, mustards etc and beans are in the legume family of peas, beans, lentils etc. The legume family. Those are in completely different plant orders. You have to go back to the clade of rosids to where they are in the same grouping. So botanically they aren't closely related so in what sense are they? The closest I can think is the French origin of where the term legume comes from but that seems like a stretch even for here.
>>20440022Low IQ pedant trying to score an own without actually understanding basic human conversations, or the history of referring to tomatoes as vegetables.
>>20440025>No Balsamic Vinegargrim
>>20440012There's no mystery you're just a sheltered retard
>>20440012Salt them
Having some aged mimolette and tasty brie with crackers
>>20440155>europoors and their fucking cheese againi'm tired of this meme
>>20440155And to drink? A cheeky $10 breakfast red perhaps?
>>20440155shay and cracky-ay
>>20440163I had earl grey milk tea
>>20440162seethe amerifatyour cheese can't even be called cheese since it's so processed
Luxury :)
>>20440315Was it the good citizens of hull or Hartlepool who tried and convicted a monkey as a spy because they though he was a French man?
>>20440153Kys retard
>>20440323does it have extra plums in it or something?
>>20440327that would be hartlepool (allegedly)
>>20440323Never seen this flavor but I wish they sold HP in squeeze bottles here
What are some cheap and good food chains around Tokyo and South? Anything I should really try when I am over there for a month coming up?
Buy your packaged food at a Don Quijote if you can. Strong Zeros for <200 yen, and onigiri for like, 100 yen at most, as well as liter bottles of drinks and chips and puddings.If you're in Shibuya or Shinjuku, Chibachan is an izakaya chain that offers jumbo sized shit for good prices. You can get like, a 1L beer there for 1000 yen, and giant piles of chicken for about the same. IF you're not a fat fuck it's easy to get filled up by 2 konbini chickens and some chips, you'll be too busy walking and sight seeing to worry about hunger.
yakiniku, you get to cook your own meat
>>20436041Golden Gai is fun but crowded. Spend some time in Shin-Okubo. Check out Edy's Bar
>>20439078>crowded Expected that. Will look into it. Thanks.
I have visited Japan several times and for a while actually got to experience daily Japanese life, so I believe I am qualified to answer this question.For cheap, accessible food you should try out chains like 吉野家/Yoshinoya and やよい軒/Yayoiken. These are essentially fast food, but cost a fraction of what you would pay in the states and it's actually *quite healthy* unlike any western fast food.For お寿司/sushi, try スシロー and 回転寿司みさき. Don't expect California rolls or other garbage like that; this is real お寿司. Eat with respect, don't dip the rice in soy sauce, don't leave any leftovers. If there's any foods you don't eat, leave that attitude at the door.焼肉/yakiniku, I recommend 牛角 and 焼肉ごえん. 焼肉 is often considered a blue collar type food and makes for a fun night with locals and a few キリン一番搾りビール.コンビニ food is useful if you're ever in a hurry. Basically anything there will seem like it's prepared by a Michelin rated chef when compared to the convenience store slop you'll find in the US, but in particular the 卵サンド from Lawson will possibly be quite the life changing event if you have the luck to find it. A celebrity chef in the US once said it's basically the best food you can find in Japan during an interview, and he did not mean that in a bad sense. Whether it's the best I don't know, but it really is godlike.A few other words of advice:Read up on Japanese etiquette. In a country with as complex customs as Japan it's easy to unintentionally offend others, so even spending money on an etiquette course might be worth it.Learn basic Japanese. Don't be that guy who forces the locals to speak English.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
There I said it.
>>20440232I have no problem with that. I'd straight up eat it if it didn't taste repulsive.
>>20440235OK you win, based calm & collected replychad. I wish you luck in your future sloppa endeavors.
>>20440245To you as well. Rock on enjoying those spicy salty noodles!
>>20440245>>20440273
>>20440170you might like indo mieyou drain the noodles and add it to the seasoning and sauce mix, you can eat it completely dry or add a dash of the noodle water back in
Do you think God created eggs?
>>20440223Eggs and kiwis are proof that God exists and he fucking hates us. Both are delicious beyond words with no real additional ingredients. Yet they are almost fucking impossible to peel without an infuriating amount of time spent.
>>20440231>perfectionexplain the chalaza
>>20440259>he doesn't spook his eggs with cold water
>>20440259i eat kiwi with peel and harden my eggs with cold bath>>20440223yes, eggs are the answer, pumkin seed is an egg in a way too, cause it makes pumpkin grow
>>20440223God is a chicken
How do you dispose of your cooking oil?
>>20436386I use it as fuel for my grease lamps of course.
>>20436386I mostly cook with lard so I just dump it in a cup, wait for it to get solidish and then wipe it up with a paper towel and throw it in the garbage.
>>20436386Usually if I'm cooking hamburger in a skillet it is for some kind of casserole. My secret is fuck the calorie count I leave that shit in. Adds tremendous flavor and this semi-greasy but packed with flavor glaze over the noodles and vegetables I'll add to it. In most recipes that call for a fuckton of butter to smooth things out I just leave that out since the grease does the same thing.
Wipe it up and throw it in the trash>>20436477Sure you have mr internet tough guy
>>20437059>>20436471Fucking got me
how to pancake
eggs sugar flour milk whisk it all up then some bicarb for thiqqness pour it in a pan cook and bone app the teeth
And I'm sick of how dull and artificial it tastes. What are the alternatives in this frozen shithole?
ITT: stupidest fucking kitchen gadgets
Someone explained to me a lot of this shit is designed for people with physical disabilities
>>20438225Imagine buying something that's entirely CGI on the box with no real product photography at all.
>>20438262I dont like how those sausages are bigger and darker than my penis. OhioChad btw
>>20438834>:51cocktails?
>>20440072wdhmbt?
>Pecan Pie>Invented in the United States>Key Lime Pie>Invented in the United States>Pumpkin Pie>Invented in the United States>Apple Pie>Invented in EnglandAnd the phrase is...?
America won apple pie from the Brits in the War of 1812.
>>20440286But America lost that war
>>20440285Also chevys and levies
>>20440297We never lost a war.
crumble is better anyway
'lad
>>20440217very nice, well executed.
>>20440172'k 'u 'r
>>20440267>>20440278'anks 'nons
>>20440216>>20440217what kind of eggs are those
>>20440303'dium +53g 'ree 'ange 'ltry 'ggs
