/xs/ is a place to discuss all types of extreme sports and similar physical activities, which include (but are not limited to) skydiving, surfing, skateboarding, snowboarding, climbing, rafting, bungee-jumping, parkour, BMX & mountain biking, airsoft, paintball, etc.
when will this faggot fight again? I like his style and he definitely beat Sean, but when is he gonna defend that title against the Bugman?
im 6'1 weight about 109 kilos and plan to start may Thai next month what do you bros think?
>>195798He’s fighting and beating Izzy in August at 305. Izzy doesn’t have that dawg in him anymore ever since he beat his final boss in Periera and got humiliated by Strickland. Gonna be in Australia too so I hope he gets booed again. Du Plessis is defending against Chimaev afterwards because Reddit Rob doesn’t stand a chance
>>195800have fun and buy a jump rope
izzy mad cus hes actually african
Power rankings edition>Schedule:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnTicket/year_schedule/>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx>All the sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>191535
My guy Higonoumi up to Makushita 53
Onosato's ozeki campaign begins
Roga lucked out.
did otani really intai
So does Waka have a chance at Makuuchi? It's been done before but he might need a double-digit score and really good banzuke luck.
/HEMA/ General - Power of God and Anime Edition 3>What is HEMA?HEMA stands for Historical European Martial Arts, sometimes also called Historical Fencing.It's reconstructing how to fight with swords, daggers, polearms, and other weapons based on old European fighting treatises>What does it look like?Inside the World of Longsword Fighting - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zueF4Mu2uMBack to the source - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DBmNVHTmNsMartin Fabian Sparring - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QlbKfX84k>Where can I find these treatises?https://wiktenauer.com/wiki/Main_Pagehttps://wiktenauer.com/wiki/Category:WeaponsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>195769Did you just find it out? It has been known for years now.
>>195755
Got a Sigi King a Month ago and one of my Teammates (wom*n) told me that it was too pretty for training because it would get ruined? Is that true? Isnt wear and tear normal?
>>195853She's complimenting your sword and you might be autistic.
>>195769Truet. former HEMA fag
Grappling causes skin infections
>>195854Only if your skin loses.
>>195854Rash Guard are there for a reason, also wash you nasty ass.
This is why you shouldn't train anywhere that actually has BraziliansThey don't wash the mats
>>195888Or the Brazilians
>>195889Why do they have so many shemales? Same with Thailand I wonder if there's some merit to the gay germ theory and its caused by some kind of tropical parasite
/xs/'s thoughts on the topic of professional slap flighting? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbnN1asWiY0
>>194546The dumbass stuff you /pol/jeet street shitters come up with is the most laughable copium ever.
>>194218I find it interesting how incompetent the body catchers in Powerslap are compared to the slav tournaments. In Powerslap they just allow people to drop on the floor and bang their head.It's such a farce to do the bar minimum to appease the local atheltics commission. Dana clearly wants footage of people rolling around on the floor.
>>194506You've got nothing, go practice more Power Slap and get more CTE while you fantasize about Dana's jizz in your asshole
>>194690White power!
Riding season started above the equator EditionFAQ on buying a bike that nobody reads anyway:> What good bike can I get for under $500?a stolen bike. Possibly a newer used entry level hardtail but don't expect it to survive rock gardens, jumps, or drops. Or an older mtb which won't be as good as newer ones and will still have a front derailleur, but it'll be good enough.> What good bike can I get for under $1000Good used hardtail, new entry level hardtail> What good bike can I get for under $2000?New Hardtail, decent used full suspension> What good bike can I get for under $3000?https://www.yt-industries.com/fr/produits/velos/capra/uncaged-10-al/602/capra-mx-uncaged-10/Used full suspension, decent entry level full suspension but prepared to put more money into it.> What are the excellent value brands?Marin, Commencal, Canyon, Polygon, YT, Propain, Kona, and many more. Sometimes the expensive brands have an excellent alue bike>> What are the differences between an XC, Trail, Enduro, and Downhill bikes?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>195734Turbo Levo?
>>195743Front derailleur and cable pull brakes are a weird choice, its not really any cheaper than an entry level shimano groupset with hydraulics and 1x10Just an idea but maybe try picking up a 90s/00s bike for no more than $100 off FB marketplace just to get out there and then if you like it, and then look for something in the $1000 range which at a minimum gets you a dropper, modern frame standards, trail bike geo, and potentially rear suspension
New fork came today ended up getting a 2021 lyrik ultimate for £280 which seemed like a steal, it feels infinitely better than my old pike. Tried to go about setting it up but it ended up raining quite hard before I could do much and I went home. The rockshox trailhead recommendations for pressure were so off, ended up going from 51psi (30% sag) recommended to ~65psi (~20% sag) with 1 token, however this might be because my shock pump is an old analogue rockshox pump which might be wildly inaccurate now. No idea where I'm going to end up with hsc and lsc but I will just have to spend a couple hours bracketing. Currently set at 1 click hsc, 4 clicks lsc, 12 clicks lsr. I might add another token and then drop 5-10psi but not sure yet as I'd rather try and fiddle with compression for a while to see if I can get the fork feeling good that way. It's quite hard to actually find any sort of baseline setup which I could start from so I'll just be messing about for a few rides before it feels properly good.
>>195743for 45$ more look at the Trail 7.1Same bike but you get a more modern 1x drivetrain and hydraulic disc brakes.
Just saw the pinkbike review of >>194694 and they it’s basically an extra $1000 USD in taxes+shipping to US, and that it’s really good
Old thread: >>191222
Random, but does anyone happen to remember a joke game of SKATE, a parody video that Chris Cole was in like 10+ years ago?He was playing against someone acting as a character/persona, some exaggerated gangster dude. At one point the guy does a nollie tre flip and a gun falls out of his shorts lol.I randomly remembered that a week or so ago.
>>195872Boardslide serum. You spray it on the bottom of your deck to slide faster. The product is repackaged WD-40.
>>195880slidey mcgrindy wax but it's just candle wax
>>195880slur'em patterned slide serum racial epithet stickers included buy now $19.99i think slide serum will be a legitimate product though, primitive is scrambling the jets as we speak
>>195877for youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH_6PfoVozw
ITT: We take a non-extreme sport and change it to make it extreme.Marathon but you can sabotage your opponents any way you want. Weapons allowed. Basically the Road Rash game but on foot.Dodgeball with bocce.Polo but with rodeo horses.Water polo but the water is slightly acidic so your skin and eyes start to burn after a while and you can only get out (rotating with other team members) once you score.Any motor sport but without brakes.Soccer with bowling balls.Squash but the room is so narrow and you can get hit by the other player's racket.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>189475new skate is coming out
>>38969>Equestrian dressage/eventing/jumping but instead of the horse it's a dude carrying on his backH-hot.>>38975>Fencing with high-power cattleprodskek, also it'd be great, a modern solution to dueling with no blood but all the satisfaction as you whip your adversary in the cock with the prod and watch him drop.>>38975>Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.Someone make this anon the global minister of sports lmao.
>>82696>>82745kek, there'd be whole new level of wanting to catch the game ball
>>38955Curling with small explosives
>>38975>Soccer but if you dive or fake any kind of injury you get shot.That joke gets made in the UK every minute at least
Seems the gap is closing. Thoughts?
>>141636Gay as fuck
>>141636yeah, with roids maybe
>>141636Does anyone else feel like MMA/combat sports are the sports in which the gap will never even come close to being closed.Reaction time, Strength, Cardio. All of these things are crucial for combat sports.But the biggest reason I think that is mentality. The mentality required to be elite at say MMA is way way more common in men than it is in women. There's barely any women in the ufc that trash talk and go to wars. Sure it happens but not nearly as much as it does in the men's game.
>>177925your dad is a faggot
>>146650I let my chubby ex do this to my twink ass all the time just so I could lift her up. she was retarded and I'd have to guide her into positions that put me at the most disadvantage. terrible at play fighting.
SPAZ EditionOld Thread:>>187462Keep strictly real-steel related topics in >>>/k/, gun and gear porn's cool as long as you don't spam.If you have a useful guide or want to rework one for the OP, post it and someone will add it to the next one.>Recently updated Newbie pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/9EdSzRMj>Recently updated /asg/ retailer guidehttps://pastebin.com/VHtFZX8M>Legal comprehensive, crosscheck with your local laws to be on the safe sideComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>195698I had a similar situation yesterday. I was waiting behind some stairs to get a guy coming down and I hear "dead man coming down stairs". So I don't shoot when he's down until I see a second coming down and that is the dead man. Me and the first guy then trade. Shoot first, ask questions later is the lesson I learned.
>>195698>be me>at cqb game in an old office building >just respawned>making my way back to where the fighting is going on>enemy player walks out of a door 10m in front of me>he's not paying attention so I get an easy kill>decide fuck it, Im using that door too>play it safe and keep gun at a low ready>round the corner>5 guys stacked up on the door>ohshitohfuck.jpeg>they're as surprised to see me as I am them>magdump into the group>get the first 2 guys, didnt get the rest because human shieldsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>195698Had this almost happen to me, fortunately I was 40 meters away and behind a wall so the bloat lord's shots missed, finished him off and got a full squad wipe.
>>195757That's not so bad, it just sounds like you had a good play. Sucks for the guys you overshot, but it's understandable, especially in a CQC environment. They knew what they signed up for.
>>195726That is bullshit dude. It sounds like they knew you were there and did it intentionally, idk why else a live player and a dead one would move together.
Being a musician is optional.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cpRB0TAhs4&ab_channel=uffesgrotta
https://youtu.be/zjBn5EwTdwEBAM IS BACK EARTH ROCKERS!
>>100945I don't really understand how Bam was seen as "cool". Even as a kid it seemed obvious to me he was a bitch or he had issues. He always seemed to take real delight in being mean but the moment he was on the receiving end of anything he would break down into tears or have a tantrum. Even by skater standards he was just a massive selfish cunt.Did you guys that liked him never get that inclination? If you go back and watch the old stuff it's pretty obvious but I could never predicted he would go down this path.
>>195804It was more so that people just wanted to live his life.>high school dropout>skates for an amazing well paid living>hangs out with his fellow useless townie friends all day>makes skits for the sheer fun of it>has two parents who love him and support him despite or even because of the antics>just burns through the money on dumb guy cool shit, has no ego about being a "hustler" or anything, no drive to push a sense of wealth or success on people because he grew up lower middle class from two redneckish parents>mostly dresses like a regular skater>women are all over him for some reasonMostly I think he just did what most morons would do with money if they didn't give a shit.
>>195861I wasn't exactly mature for my age but I didn't aspire to do any of that. To me he always seemed naïve and childlike. Which when you think about it, is pretty impressive given the people he was surrounded by. I got the impression he was a smart kid trying to fit in and be cool.
soaping bros, we're home
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>>61785is that the gh3 tom morello boss battle music lol
>>75243that shit is popular with Americans too. kids just don't like four to the floor.
>>90891teenage mentality. Also skate culture is lame and image driven.
>>188877who cares. slow boards are 100% better than fast boards.
for 5 years i’ve tried to learn the ollie, this summer…this summer will be the one i know it
>>195506knowing the steps to a trick isnt the same as learing how to do the steps
lmfao all these fuckers are lying to youyou have to have already jumped milliseconds before the pop occurs basically pretend its sf and ur sagat and ur regular so tiger knee happens with leading left knee>tiger knee (+kick)>pop happens behind you (your right foot taps the ground very rapidly using your ankle and calf)>you've already tiger knee'd so the leading foot is dragging up as the board comes into your foot *>lift your back mother fucking foot as soon as your ankle snaps, tuck that back knee into your shoulder as you tiger kneeboom city trashcans are your bitch*additional caveats include Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>194777you can do it. an ollie is just a human jumping while kicking a skateboard in a way that makes it follow your trajectory. it’ll happen. never give up!
>>194777>>195673https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WHOcNWhQPskhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zKyrZ0BUMkw
>>195745Thanks fren
Fat fuck editionCan't link the last thread because the archive doesn't allow searching for some reason
>>194544>it's realWow. That's incredibly uncreative and lame. Though I haven't played an NXL event since 2018 so maybe that's par for the course at this point.>>195237Nice cocker. I've had a Trilogy Competition for a few years that I always use for rec play. I know it's not technically a real autococker but it shoots close enough to the real thing that I think it's a decent substitute.
>>193525Tfw no paint ball anime
>>142887nail on the head for me. I'm a competitive autist and the appeal of paintball to me was always scenario paintball more than tournament paintball (although I am sure I would love that if I got to try it). I was lucky to try paintball a few times through a family member and I was always in awe at the stories of big scenario games with james bond and stargate themes and such.I was a poor kid and all I ever wanted was a tipman 98 and a weekend away crawling through the woods under fire.Later on I met a few people that did airsoft and they were fat furries into the military larp stuff. The paintball military larp stuff always seemed a bit more self aware and rule of cool to me.I've never really thought about playing it as an adult, I am only guessing the paintballs alone are extortionate and that alone would price me out.
>>195847>continuedI once got to try a nice marker, it was really light and it had some retarded LED shit on the side like a CSGO gun. It had an extended trigger for both fingers but I couldn't fire it faster than the shitty and heavy tipman 98 rental markers for some reason.My dad also gave me a really nice pair of paintball pants as a birthday gift and then asked to borrow them and I never got them back.I once got shot in the knuckle and that's the only time it hurt. And once in grill of the mask and the ball exploded into my mouth which was really funny and I thought it was great fun. Tasted like dishsoap.Apart from that my only other experience with paintball was the demo for pic related.