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Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)00:27:54 No.11474672

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Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)00:27:54 No.11474672 [Reply]

a long time ago i said before i go to heaven
i gotta level up until i am a fuckin legend

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)00:30:49 No.11474678

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)00:30:49 No.11474678

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>>11474672
levelling up via taking damage
mental damage from being a depressed neet from too long
you can level up your mental retardation

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:52:14 No.11474772

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:52:14 No.11474772

>>11474672
did it work

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:46:16 No.11474767

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Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:46:16 No.11474767 [Reply]

flowre

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:51:26 No.11474771

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:51:26 No.11474771

Do you like discarded video game content?
I find it quite sad, knowing how different a game could have been thanks to a change of mind.

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:45:23 No.11474766

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Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:45:23 No.11474766 [Reply]

fuck u in particular

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Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:47:05 No.11474770

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:47:05 No.11474770

>>11474766
Peepee pants dubs!

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)23:30:34 No.11474617

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Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)23:30:34 No.11474617 [Reply]

¿Quieres?

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Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)00:38:37 No.11474691

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)00:38:37 No.11474691

>>11474617
No, mejichango mugroso

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)00:48:57 No.11474707

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)00:48:57 No.11474707

i wish I could find jap beers here, the best you can find in stores is made in canada or vietnam sapporo

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)00:55:04 No.11474715

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)00:55:04 No.11474715

>>11474707
beer is still piss water regardless of where its from

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:07:37 No.11474734

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:07:37 No.11474734

>>11474715
it's bread water
It's liquid bread

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:47:02 No.11474769

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:47:02 No.11474769

>>11474715
it tastes gud tho

crudehumour223@gmail.com
mag 04/12/24(Fri)23:31:00 No.11445374

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mag crudehumour223@gmail.com 04/12/24(Fri)23:31:00 No.11445374 [Reply]

"did i ever tell you that my parents actually disliked me?"
"bye then!"

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)02:26:21 No.11472905

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)02:26:21 No.11472905

next weekend when

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)09:17:13 No.11473242

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)09:17:13 No.11473242

lovely the threadate

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)15:40:33 No.11473802

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)15:40:33 No.11473802

eyes are weeping

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)18:54:21 No.11474201

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)18:54:21 No.11474201

a little lamb

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:46:18 No.11474768

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:46:18 No.11474768

looking for a weekend here

Anonymous
ass 04/17/24(Wed)18:09:53 No.11453905

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ass Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)18:09:53 No.11453905 [Reply]

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Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)20:47:18 No.11474373

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)20:47:18 No.11474373

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>>11474302
You're getting old. If ass wants to have a future as a meme, it has to be incorporated into modern internet culture, via skibidi toilet or gedagedigedagedo.

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)21:40:11 No.11474501

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)21:40:11 No.11474501

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Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)00:44:49 No.11474700

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Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:01:54 No.11474726

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:01:54 No.11474726

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Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:44:59 No.11474765

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:44:59 No.11474765

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crudehumour223@gmail.com
concldued watching jojo 04/21/24(Sun)04:32:12 No.11459739

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concldued watching jojo crudehumour223@gmail.com 04/21/24(Sun)04:32:12 No.11459739 [Reply]

whoever kept telling me to watch jojo on this board – i watched the entirety of seasons one and two. ive seen every episode up until the finale of stardust crusaders

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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crudehumour223@gmail.com
04/29/24(Mon)02:20:42 No.11472897

crudehumour223@gmail.com 04/29/24(Mon)02:20:42 No.11472897

>>11472489
oh yeah?

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)09:13:31 No.11473240

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)09:13:31 No.11473240

good thread

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)15:38:19 No.11473798

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)15:38:19 No.11473798

moith is weeping

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)18:55:29 No.11474205

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)18:55:29 No.11474205

walked along the forest tracks

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:44:09 No.11474764

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:44:09 No.11474764

okay guys weekend when

Anonymous
Micker Monday! 04/29/24(Mon)16:18:35 No.11473858

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Micker Monday! Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)16:18:35 No.11473858 [Reply]

Hatsune Miku’s armpits taste salty, sweet and musky after she has been performing and dancing all night. The saltiness comes from the sweat that accumulates in her armpit area due to intense physical activity. This is because when we perspire, our bodies release electrolytes such as sodium chloride (table salt) which can be tasted on the skin's surface if it becomes concentrated enough.

The sweetness of Hatsune Miku’s armpits come from a combination of her natural body oils mixed with any makeup or lotion she might have applied prior to taking stage. Body oil helps keep our skin moisturized while also providing a subtle hint of sweetness that lingers even after hours spent sweating under hot lights and moving around energetically onstage. Sweat itself contains trace amounts sugar molecules so this could further contribute to the overall flavor profile too!

Lastly, there is an unmistakable muskiness present in Hatsune Miku’s post-performance pits; likely caused by pheromones released during vigorous exercise combined with whatever scents were already present before hitting the stage - whether they are artificial fragrances like perfumes/colognes or more naturally occurring aromas such as those produced by certain bacteria living within one's own microbiome . When these elements mix together over time they create an aroma unique only to each individual person – making for quite an interesting experience should you ever get close enough take a whiff!

All these flavors blend together perfectly into something truly special: A delicious mixture of salty, sweet & musky goodness that will leave your mouth watering long after its gone... just don't forget about proper hygiene first!

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Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)18:44:18 No.11474177

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)18:44:18 No.11474177

I'm sorry to tell you this (not really)
But the girl you love (you don't love her)
It's not real. (she's not)

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:06:53 No.11474733

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:06:53 No.11474733

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I read two sentences then got stuck. What was the rest of it

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:12:03 No.11474740

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:12:03 No.11474740

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>>11474177
persocoms soon

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:42:27 No.11474760

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:42:27 No.11474760

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>>11473858

Anonymous
/s4scraft/ 04/25/24(Thu)00:49:25 No.11465870

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/s4scraft/ Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)00:49:25 No.11465870 [Reply]

cowe compactor edition!

Also the server is down again!

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Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)19:38:07 No.11474262

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)19:38:07 No.11474262

dead server :(

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:42:04 No.11474759

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:42:04 No.11474759

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micker!!!!!

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:42:41 No.11474761

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:42:41 No.11474761

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>>11474213
it's overflowing with cowe!!

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:42:57 No.11474762

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>>11474761
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:43:54 No.11474763

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cowe breeding ritdual!

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)13:39:10 No.11473605

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Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)13:39:10 No.11473605 [Reply]

just saw gado,s cock on slut4sale.com
o-o
~~its big~~

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)18:35:32 No.11474155

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)18:35:32 No.11474155

>>11473672
Chad jaw, pretty eyes, nice apartment and living in a first world country, I still don't understand why he had so little faith in himself.

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)00:55:34 No.11474716

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)00:55:34 No.11474716

>>11474155 (dubs)
germany isn't first world

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:04:53 No.11474730

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:04:53 No.11474730

>>11474716
Whatever you say, it is still a better alternative to other countries in Europe and the world in general.

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:15:04 No.11474744

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:15:04 No.11474744

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>>11474155
it's almost like none of those things will determine whether you become depressed or not

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:41:06 No.11474758

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:41:06 No.11474758

>>11474716
half of it is

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)21:44:07 No.11474510

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Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)21:44:07 No.11474510 [Reply]

I just ripped a 20 second long fart that vibrated on my thighs, and it instantly cured my stomach ache
never eating burger king again

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Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)00:56:46 No.11474719

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)00:56:46 No.11474719

>>11474714
the short answer is no
the long answer is yes if you're from a commonwealth country or western europe and aren't a neet
(oddly specific but you'd be surprised by how many people fit into that category)

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)00:58:46 No.11474725

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)00:58:46 No.11474725

>>11474719
and brazil. idk how i forgot that sorry

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:05:58 No.11474732

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:05:58 No.11474732

>>11474719
I've been thinking about it a lot and i think the reason i have a fart fetish is because of the shame aspect. like, in school i would always hold my farts in, and got so mortified when one would slip out. there also used to be a girl that bullied me for farting, and always denied she farted herself. I feel like from there I started to wonder if what she said was actually true, and then I started fantasizing about certain girls in the class accidentally farting, and... well, you get the picture.

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:27:36 No.11474750

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:27:36 No.11474750

>>11474732
>i think the reason i have a fart fetish is because of the shame aspect.
you *just now* came to that conclusion? wow you are an autist
me personally i guess it's just for the gross aspect because growing up i was shamed for liking weird shit in general. i don't really care about dynamics that much on their own but i also have a superiority complex and love humiliating others so i just tie that into it to be a dom

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:41:01 No.11474757

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:41:01 No.11474757

>>11474750
I think that's how I got into it, but it's not necessarily why im still into it. Really it's just a primal attraction, it doesnt matter the scenario, if someone farts I get aroused no matter what. But, later down the line, in my late teens-early adulthood, I began fapping to other things, all of which fall under the gross/bodily function pipeline. I beat it to scat, puke, pee, slobber, snot, etc. Although to be honest, poop always went hand and hand with my scat fetish, since its another bodily function that exits the rear and stinks, and feels really good when released. I think the best parts about farts is relief and comfort it brings to people

Anonymous
ojamajo doremi 04/29/24(Mon)19:30:15 No.11474251

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ojamajo doremi Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)19:30:15 No.11474251 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUFmSiCyM2A

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King's
04/29/24(Mon)19:51:26 No.11474281

King's 04/29/24(Mon)19:51:26 No.11474281

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Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)20:18:55 No.11474326

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)20:18:55 No.11474326

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Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)21:00:41 No.11474406

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)21:00:41 No.11474406

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1j_1HoS4DA

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)23:27:58 No.11474613

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)23:27:58 No.11474613

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Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:40:48 No.11474756

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:40:48 No.11474756

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Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)20:45:47 No.11474368

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Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)20:45:47 No.11474368 [Reply]

its been 5 days withou being able to hear from myh left ear b/c i think a earwax plug
this is really too bad but if i would rank the senses it would be
sight
touch
sound
taste
smell
so i thnk all things considered its not as bas as it could be. hope it gets better soon cause life is more challenging in mono

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Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)21:33:19 No.11474485

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)21:33:19 No.11474485

i just felt a few milliseconds of my hearing come back into focus before it felt blocked again!
i think its working its way out :)

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:27:19 No.11474749

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:27:19 No.11474749

what about now

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:37:18 No.11474752

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:37:18 No.11474752

>>11474368
here, let me blow it out for you https://vocaroo.com/1b3Mm8hKkJQf (put this in your left ear to be healed)

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:38:16 No.11474754

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:38:16 No.11474754

what about now

multigrain
04/30/24(Tue)01:38:57 No.11474755

multigrain 04/30/24(Tue)01:38:57 No.11474755

>>11474368
You could probably blast it out with some piss

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)22:05:33 No.11474548

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Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)22:05:33 No.11474548 [Reply]

gosh anon your such a loser

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Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)22:09:43 No.11474557

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)22:09:43 No.11474557

Holy shit, a talking animal!

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)22:11:46 No.11474561

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)22:11:46 No.11474561

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bourgeois dog

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)22:32:29 No.11474568

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)22:32:29 No.11474568

>>11474557
you dont see those everday

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)23:30:19 No.11474615

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)23:30:19 No.11474615

>>11474548
*Pees on you*
HA, now you've been peed on by a looser!

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:37:24 No.11474753

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:37:24 No.11474753

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>>11474548

Anony mouse
04/28/24(Sun)18:51:20 No.11472349

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Anony mouse 04/28/24(Sun)18:51:20 No.11472349 [Reply]

You need posters like me. You need posters like me so you can point your fuckin fingers and say "that's the cringe guy". So what's that make you? Based? You not based. You just know how to hide. How to lie.

Me? I don't have that problem. I'm always based, even when I'm cringe.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)09:54:24 No.11473274

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)09:54:24 No.11473274

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>>11473271
Unsafe sex is never "based."

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)14:10:10 No.11473671

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)14:10:10 No.11473671

you just a guy that dont know how to lie
and not knowing is cringe
therefore ur cringe
and im based for calling you out because its based to help others grow

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)14:47:04 No.11473737

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)14:47:04 No.11473737

>>11473271
the hoodie boy!

Anonymous
04/29/24(Mon)21:18:02 No.11474443

Anonymous 04/29/24(Mon)21:18:02 No.11474443

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>>11473274
this is nice board

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
04/30/24(Tue)01:37:15 No.11474751

Anonymous 04/30/24(Tue)01:37:15 No.11474751

>>11473274
Unsafe s*x with bery nice....

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