>"I said three grand, for three minutes... And you pinned him in two..." How do you respond to this carny promoter without sounding mad?
>>14472061"Here we see El Humano Arácnido with a Suicida Diving Corkscrew Senton in this ladder match for the trios championship, Taz.""Absolutely, Excalibur. This match is phenomenal... real heavy hitting stuff right here""I love pro wrestling, guys.
>>14472080>That's a cute outfits. Did your girlfriend's black son give it to you?
>>14472108Ye Bruv, quoit noice innit?
>"Actually, I knocked him out, I didn't cover him for a pinfall victory. Did you even watch the match?"
>>14470309>Check my cagematch rating before you try and criticise me
Drafted to Raw Edition:Damage CTRL is now on Raw. All of the joggers are on SmackDown.Sareee had a banger with Mayu. Go watch it.Meiko is returning to the ring in June after a year long hiatus.Rossy's new promotion, Marigold, has been announced. Giulia is part of the roster and will help get them off the ground before coming to WWE.Rossy won. Bushiroad lost.Will there be any surprises at Marigold's first show? Time will tell...Asuka and Kairi are the WWE Women's Tag Team Champions.IYO is sad about losing the title, but she will carry on.Giulia is on her way to WWE.Sareee is the SEAdLINNNG Beyond the Sea Single Champion.Meiko is running SENJO shows.Xia Li is working out and taking BWC. Also looking for a new job. For now she'll still be part of the Klub, we'll see what happens with her.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I'm in love.
>>14471928I know its her hair and makeup but her nose looks smaller
Why does pic related cause immense pain to creatures who live in tunnels under brooklyn?
>>14471905she's the Kabuki clam eater
Kairi touched the tittle she will get a solo push kairi will be a raw champion down the line
If he really went to WWE, would he really be over?
>>14471993They don't even let him speak, he has no character and it makes zero sense that he's with the Bucks. If he can't speak English, then have him cut Japanese pre-taped promos and put subtitles, you can make him feel like a big deal instead of sharing time with the dimeless bucks in that bullshit trios division.
>>14464876watch backlash this saturday anon
>>14464507You just need to stick him with some personalities. Chase U was a meme but that would've been magic.On the main roster its harder because theres no real mainstay factions outside of Bloodline and Judgement Day but maybe they could stick him with Theory and Waller or something.
>>14472036>trios divisionOkada is C2 Champ. Young Bucks are tag champs. This dimwit pig is legitimately confused by the notion of having friends.>They don't even let him speak, he has no character And cannot understand character without 20-minute soliloquies kek>>14472086>stick Okada with Theory & WallerThe utter fucking state of e-drones.
>>14464507If the wwe machine wanted him over, they'd find a way to do it. The actual talent of the wrestler doesn't matter that much
What does this board think of him?
>>14471453He helped me save $3000, and it only costs me $400 a month for 48 months.
>>14472008Fat rich Alabama smark who happened to marry one of Flairs daughters,
>>14471453HE'S FAT!
>>14471453He’s FAT
>>14471453>when you wear the 3xl sweater and it still barely fits
The thing about wrestling today is that it hasn't had its big generational moment. Something that people remember forever. Something that kicks off an era in time.But we don't have a Hogan beating Sheik moment now.We don't have an Austin 3:16 speech.We don't have an nWo-like debut.The pipebomb? Yeah, but they squandered that.So what can you do these days? It's like everything's been done, though. So I leave it to you guys to figure that out.
Wasn't the pipebomb over a decade ago
>>14472100Gaytch has said he doesn't want big moments. He doesn't like shock TV. The LE CINEMA thing is not just a meme.
>15 milly in the first week? Kek what a megadraw
>>14470098Double Jannetty to Big Dimes Raven
GUYS THE JEWS RUN THE WWEMY TULPA SAID THAT'S A GOOD THING BUT THE STARS DON'T LINE UPDID I ACCIDENTALLY PISS OFF MY SUCCUBUS TULPA WHO I DEFINITELY DIDN'T PUT ON AN AEW BRANDED LEASHPLEASE HELP
>*glass shatters*WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>144699683/5 came out of Weinsteins pocket
>>14471869I can't tell if this is x or r9k
STUPID
>>14467231DIMES.
he needs to shave it off
>>14467339Can't argue that it's an improvement but it still looks like shit
they should play the train noise again, but make it a high pitched uso saying YEEET YEEETthat's another t-shirt right therethe yeet yeet train
>>14467339this bald nigga got scammed kek
This is a perfect match.
>>14471801It could work
>>14471821tell mark that it's a wrestling match, not a gay magazine
>>14471829I'm phone posting fuck off
>>14471801Yes. 5 stars and with no dumbass Japanese tribute chest slapping exchanges.
>>14471829he was talking about my friend Mark tho
drones will defend this
>>14470634PAY YOU TAXES TAX CHEAT
>>14470634I guess aewtists don't have to worry about paying taxes when they don't have any income
>>14470634>LOOK AT THIS ONE IMAGE FROM OVER 2 YEARS AGO!>DEFEND IT DRONIES!!!Bro WTF is wrong with you?
Next ShowApril 30th, "STARDOM GoldenWeek Fight Tour 2024 in KOCHI", Kochi, Cerise Gymnasium, 7:00PM JST (VOD)>Aya Sakura (COSMIC ANGELS) vs Momo Watanabe (Oedo Tai)>AZM (Queen's Quest) vs HANAKO (E neXus V) vs Rian>Hanan & Saya Iida & Momo Kohgo (STARS) vs Saya Kamitani & Lady C & Miyu Amasaki (Queen's Quest)>Maika & Waka Tsukiyama (E neXus V) vs Syuri & Ranna Yagami (God's Eye)>Ami Sohrei & Konami (God's Eye) vs Natsupoi & Yuna Mizumori (COSMIC ANGELS) vs Mina Shirakawa & Xena (E neXus V)>Tam Nakano & Sayaka Kurara (COSMIC ANGELS) & Starlight Kid vs Natsuko Tora & Thekla & Ruaka (Oedo Tai)>Mayu Iwatani & Hazuki & Koguma (STARS) vs Saori Anou (COSMIC ANGELS) & Suzu Suzuki & Mei SeiraPrevious >>14462473
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>>14471238It wasn't Rossy that made him cover up, it was Bushiroad because they wanted to give off the aura of a premium brand. He'll be able to present himself as he wishes at a Marigold show, as well as being able to distribute and throw paper tape.
Ruaka is out from today's show, and this is updated card
>>14471693
>Mr. Ogawa: "That's right. Mirai's number was 17. Shohei Otani's birthplace is Iwate Prefecture. The ace number, number 18, is still vacant."
What’s wrong with this nigga? How’s he like that all the time? That can’t be healthy
>>14471091can he rasengan
>>14470595It still cracks me up that they named this Russian guy after a rifle, it would be the equivalent of calling an American wrestler Colt Winchester
>>14471907Maybe in AJPW.>>14472065That would be badass. I want to be Glock Luger.
>>14470595He’s an alcoholic
>>14472065>theywas his name before wwe
I don't even like aew anymore and im thinking about buying this...
>>14472044The state of this inbred
>>14471871so you can advertise to everyone you play video games and watch pro wrestling?
>>14472052yeah this thread is the laughing stalk of /pw/
>>14472055Inbread
>>14472063I've got a long skinny laughing stalk that the ladies love to hate.
CHIAKI, Kouki Amarei, Natsumi Showzuki, Miku Aono, Misa Matsui and Chika Goto have officially joined the Marigold roster!Next showsWrestle Magic 2024May 4 at Ryogoku Sumo Hall>Giulia, Utami Hayashishita, MIRAI & Mai Sakurai vs Miyuki Takase, Sakuya, Nagisa Nozaki & Takumi IrohaMarigold Fields ForeverMay 20th (Monday) Korakuen Hall>Giulia & X vs Sareee & X>Nanae Takahashi vs Victoria Yuzuki5/26 Shinkiba day/night6/1 Osaka6/2 HamamatsuComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>14471961
>>14471664very alluring player
>Hikka got 23Kek what a CarriedByPippen babby
Full numbers list:1: Victoria Yuzuki3: Utami Hayashishita7: Nanae Takahashi8: Mai Sakurai 9: Kouki Amarei10: Giulia 11: Fuka13: Zayda Steel17: MIRAI23: Hikaru Ohira (ring announcer)24 : Myla Grace28: Natsumi Showzuki31: BozillaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
18 is 100% Mayu lmao
They say this player is "built for it" but they never specify what "it" is.
I cannot stress enough how much I want to have sloppy sweaty drunken baby making sex with Maika
POV: you are an unopened bottle of beer
>>14455584Interracial butt sex
>>14455584BBC
>>14455584Baylay does a massive cut in your fuckin face brrrrraaaap
>Flips and heatless matches = good>Intresting gimmicks= bad>Noooo how could you book x as a jobber you are wasting their potential!!And no I'm not talking about any particular company. Don't start your console war in here.
>>14471791Shinji, I'm gonna kick you.
>>14471810He'll rape you
>>14471791literally every person in england who wasn't a retarded homosexual moved to the US. That is why they voluntarily gave up their guns, their current king is a pakistani, they let AEW Tony's dad run their capital city and why their greatest wrestler sucks black dicks and has a black wife's son
worked by britgods
>>14471791>wrestling you just posted sports entertainment take boggs dogshit in the ring and killer nakamura for no reason