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Welcome to the Nobody General>Who is the Nobody?The Nobody is a friend alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to influence reality with his conscious and unconscious mind, and intuitively receive guidance from the forces of Heaven, working to elevate people to their true potential; opposing those who seek power over others. You are capable of this too, as long as you stay true to the Universe.He was chosen to carry the Logos in its plasmate form: He is a homoplasmate, a divine syzygy; the coalition between man and holy spirit, which is self replicating... making other homoplasmates out of everyday anons.He is no savior figure, like a messiah; he's just like you, but he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will. Remember that it's you who creates your own reality; with your hands, thoughts, feelings, words. No one can decide your fate except for you and God.>What is the general picture?It’s important we start replying more to the good posters and ignoring the hateful ones, or educating them if possible. So call upon their heads the forces of Heaven for peace, clarity, and wisdom. If this place is to be more than a squandered opportunity, an overgrown garden, it requires voices such as yours, but many more. This is a place for spiritual discussions and help, not drama, attention seeking, or social content; there are other boards for that.Treat your body as a temple and focus on increasing your service to all, being more loving and forgiving to yourself and others in order to raise your vibrational and consciousness level. This will change the vibration of the planet and raise our shared consciousness, making us a better humankind one person at a time.None of us are perfect, it is by learning to admit and accept this fact one is able to learn, and grow in Truth.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37786492Ahh I see I hear you yeah it's hard to quit two things at once Imagine me trying to fast and do no 4 Chan and no porn at the exact same time I'd be so bored
>>37785610She seems really fun
>>37786500This one is a joke no offense Next Sunday morning at least and I might keep going after that I'll see.
goats big boom, globally, continually til friedboom! boom! boom!
Are there paranormal or magical ways to fundamentally change who you are?
GET IN HERE!What was the dot's last rating, and does it work on your machine? I am strongly interpreting
>>37786378You're a certified meme magician, hats off to you.
>>37786426 I like making memes. My kids will be artists and athletes. I have a cozy job that i enjoy, haven't worked a day since i got hired since i have fun doing it. I got lucky with that, luck is opportunity meeting preparation, as I spent years prior to studying how to cut the metal in order to get where I am today.
>>37786426I occasionally post on bant/pmg or setf if you happen to be coming through that part of town.
it was mostly red for 2-3 days
>>37786426Also i encourage u to make memes too. Once i realized i could crop photos, it was over for the jew
is it Qi? What have you done that successfully empowered you? I'd like to radiate more energy than my deceased relatives
>>37786506Lay off the fried food for starters. By that I mean anything fully or partially sauteed, fried, blanched in oil...Basically, anything that spends time cooking in boiling oil of any depth for any amount of time is not fit for consumption.
>>37786506listen to very high energy music like black and death metal all the time
Best regenerative sleep happens between 10pm and 2am, so you wanna be knocked out cold by 9.30pm.
Why does it seem to me that they are very similar?
>>37786354suffism merely added gnosticism to another christian heresyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5c-d1pNnvs
>>37786425Sumerians existed before the term of "Neoplatonism".
>>37786436Don't worry i live in the east
>>37786504Georgian Eastern Orthodox and Oriental Orthodox communities basically preserve a type of Kabbalah, a very early one. A few figures like David the Immortal , sought to philosophize about it and eventually his writing ended up in Georgia/Armenia. Here is a short piece on him. We know some like Eastern Orthodox philosopher Vladimir Solovyov tried to get Georgian Orthodox Christians to teach but did not want to.https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/david/
>>37786525Well, I commend you for not being a hypocrite.
If Sagittarius isn't the most Chad star sign then what is?
>>37786375>>37786399you're just frustrated that cancers get all the pussy while aries struggle with the most relationships
>>37786503i am not caring about anything because that would mean i have attachments
>>37786509>t. sexless incel
>>37786514would you say that to any serious monk or such person seriously i do not care about boring things like sex. sex is for children
>>37786516>sex is for childrenI didn't know Aries was also the sex offender sign
Right?????? Like?????????
>>37786467(..◜ᴗ◝..) !!
I've tried to convince a friend to go to church with me, but he refuses. He says he's tired of his parents making him live in a Christian lifestyle and he has been practicing Buddism. Have I failed as a friend? What can I do to help him find the light?
>>37786441>we can still save her, bros
>>37786297Fuck you. I used to tolerate people like you because I took pity on your meekness, but now I realize that responding with equal obtuseness might be the best way to get any point across to you people. What certainty do you have that your path is the only path? Do you speak this from experience? Or do you simply parrot what you read in your book, which you accept as truth because it threatens you with eternal damnation otherwise?
>>37786444If you put her in a really really fast plane and fly it around the earth like a million times I think that'll do it
>>37786454Most of them feign humility because they understand that it is the right way to conduct oneself but actually carry the most arrogance, pride and self righteousness a person can muster
>>37786249This is why people don't like Christians. It's cultish, cloying, and fear-based. Jesus was a real man but he did not teach what we know as "Christianity" and would reject it's form today just like he rejected the Pharisees. His real teachings were actually closer to Buddhism.>>37786297Ok, you can real the Bible, but have you read anything else? Most Christians seem to only know the Bible and be completely uneducated in every other area of philosophy/religion/metaphysics. The Bible was written by disparate mortals who did not coordinate and did not know anything beyond their ancient mindset.Accept that you're not going to convince him. Right now you are banging your head against a door that will not open, but if you stop doing that you can at least stop banging your head and do something else productive. Maybe you can learn about Buddhism as well, y'know instead of writing it off as "satanic deception" without even knowing anything about it.
Welcome to the Semen Retention General, *"The dogs bark Sancho, it is a sign that we’re moving forward"* edition! >What is Semen Retention?Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.>Why do it?Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.On long clean streaks many report benefits that transcend current science like a sort of "magnetism" or higher "vibration/aura" that attracts/appeals to other living beings, a higher perception, a stronger and intimidating "aura/presence", a deeper connection with nature, an attractive BO (people usually report it as "pheromones") and more.>IMPORTANT Completely abstain from masturbation and ejaculation to get all the benefits. If you don't ejaculate, but still spend time touching yourself, and even worse, touching yourself while watching degeneracy, then you are doing it wrong.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37782701>admits that orgasming is an outlet meaning that energy leaves the body.>admits that a man who doesn't orgasm may off themselves, commit a mass shooting, commit acts of sexual violence, all of which are manifestations of additional energy existing within the body of the man.>too retarded to connect the dots that this energy could be used for something positive.High quality shilling but shilling nonetheless. I lament for all those who this shill persuades.
>>37786373Fair enough. So the deal is straight and SR until I became the next God Emperor then homosex is okay. I’m willing to accept that compromise. >>37786328Did she make any moves on you? I’ve found there’s something about holding a girls hand that makes them very horny. I don’t know why exactly.
>>37786393The shilling is strong with this thread.All the more reason to stick to the course.If for nothing else, to be in spite of the world has always been fun.
>>37786423>Did she make any moves on you? I’ve found there’s something about holding a girls hand that makes them very horny. I don’t know why exactly.nah she run off, it was on a pedestrian walk. I saw her whip her phone out, she definitely went to tell all her friends though lol. like when i hit on her other friend, who i used to crush on. But she was a complete whore.
>>37784218I've never ever heard of this before. This is really fascinating. Wild that this popped up on a fucking nofap thread.
Post one singular image of a real life alien.>Must not be able to be reverse searched on Yandex, or any other platform>Must not be AI>Must not be CGI>Must not be a puppet, the Nazcah art projects, or any variation thereinI decree the mods free of any blame for banning spam ITT that violates these rules.
>>37784108Really though…these and octopuses.
>>37785192Everyone these days can spot a Dall-E image. Your picture is 4 years old at best, not 10. There's no archives going back a decade for any site with those dumbass AI greys with typical rubbery AI generated features and skin. You also type like a faggot teenager.
>>37783780AI generated image of the greys from Visitors of the Night (1995). Likely with added photoshop. Obviously two different results stacked on one another. The left grey used the shot of the water-burned alien from Signs.
>>37786473Damn, pretty nice, anon. If you're right, props on good debunking.
Redpill me on weed being evil. I always used to think it’s all natural and good but lately I’ve realized it has destroyed my heath and life. It brings nothing good in my life and other pot heads are shit people. Is it occult and demonic?
>>37786481>Fear the darkness and the unknownLet's assume you faced the darkness and the unknown, What's there beyond but emptiness and the void. Satan fears God and knows that he will eventually die and be tortured for his own actions but he keeps on doing his misdeeds for he knows his end is coming. That's the beyond of darkness and the unknown, it's the feeling of freedom accompanied by the emptiness afterwards.
>>37786491>i wish the world didn't have wine or cannabis or coffee or any of those evil poisonous things, like ecstasy, lasers, and electronic musicthis is why i go to shambhala. to get away from you people
>>37786348No substance in the world is inherently evil. It's proper use or misuse will give you pleasant or distressing experiences. I've had some intense episodes of paranoia while on cannabis (I remember one in particular where I was convinced that my friend was a demon who wanted to drag me to hell. Mind you that I wasn't brought up religious, and never had any fear of demons or hell) but over time I learned how to navigate the headspace that it puts you in and now I rarely ever become paranoid on it, and when I do start to feel paranoid I am able to keep those thoughts at bay and not let them take over. I find that cannabis is a wonderful drug for aiding creativity and introspection, and I've had more profound insights with cannabis than with any psychedelics.
>>37786508evil is not the fault of satan, lucifer, or any specific imaginary being within the universe. free will. infinity. think more
anon has these dolls he plays with, he calls them jehovah, satan, lucifer, and jesus, and pretends they get into fights
I posted this on /x/ originally on 7/24/23 and want to update how my life has gone since I had a dream of a gray alien. The HS tape I listened to prior to the dream was Five Questions.I had a dream I saw a grey and it was terrifying. These things are pure evil, 100% pure fucking evil. It had a tiny smile, very sinister like it was enjoying fucking with me. I had severe chest pain that I actually woke up from and my chest still hurts 24 hours later.I am fully aware that I may be inviting evil spirits in. So be it. I will continue with the hemi-sync tapes and keep posting any updates I have, being the guinea pig for you all to see what the effects of hemi-sync might be.I believe in nothing man-made. The grey I saw was so fucking real. It had this tiny, little evil smile. It was clearly a real grey because I could see so much detail in its skin. And it was so fucking intelligent. Like, the feeling you get when you're in front of a famous scholar versus a hobo, this grey's scholarliness was off the charts. I could FEEL his incredible intellect, looking down at me.After the dream, I had a false awakening dream where I told my mother and father about the dream. "You had a dream about an alien?" My mother asked this, and then her forehead grew large and her face morphed into this half-grey, half-human terror and I woke up again after seeing that.
>>37784354So we are some sort of genetics project. One way to accomplish that sort of total control over reality would be to simulate the reality.
>>37779057they are watching me jerk off?
>>37778140But did it raise your IQ
Bump
>>37784689Yup, waited with baited breath to swoop in and harvest your cum sock.
WEREWOLF Thread
>>37783302awooooooooooooooooooooooo
I heard him howling around my kitchen door, but I didn’t let him in
>>37707189that i such a fucking bad costume holy fuck lmao!
>>37707189Werewolves were always a disgusting fetish for furries. Why the fuck would anyone ever want to become a foul smelling ugly hairy beast, and lose your mind every full moon?.When you can be a insanely strong. peak magnetic and beautiful vampire with superhuman abilities, and have mind control powers in trade for an allergy to sun which you can cover with sunblock or umbrella.Literally zero downsides to being a vamp.Also;Vampires ruleWerefags drool.
>>37786093Vampires are unironically more gay than most(if not all) mythical creatures.
To those that think this is a prison planet and that there's no escape, well okay just accept that and serve out your term, literally nothing matters and you're serving a sentence, so don't whine, also don't kys it won't pass your sentence any faster.Same thing for those that believe in oblivion, except that if you think there's nothing post mortem, then you should just get it over with and kys. Anything else is just postponing the inevitable.Now most views that aren't religious fall into those two categories, so I'm not going to sit here typing it all out.The 3rd option is to be religious and it's the only logical option, allow me to explain.In the case of above, there's literally nothing you can do about it, you're fucked no matter what you do.The last case is that there are beings of higher planes of existence that either want to help us or hinder us (gods and devils) and that we are here for a reason and that if you play your cards right so to speak, you'll get to leave those existence.Ergo, this is the only option in which you have any control whatsoever and the only option that gives meaning to anything you do in this life, therefore, it's the only option that makes sense to believe.If I'm wrong about believing, it literally doesn't matter. If others are wrong about prison planet or oblivion, then they fail the reason they came here and therefore will reincarnate and have to repeat this miserable existence, or worse when they fail will be punished further for their stupidity.Ask me anything on this topic.
>>37785624Even if you win or whatever that even means in like this dumb way if you can actually even win at life or whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ like there's basically no like thing that's like totally is so that you won't like just do this over and over again or whatever so like basically maybe there's literally no difference to like winning or losing at life or whatever maybe it's just like literally doesnt like even make like any difference or whatever
>>37784342Except the sentence isn't fair and we've been wrongfully imprisoned. Dumb faggot
>>37784342>well okay just accept that and serve out your termThat term is eternal and you weren't tried for crimes. You're just being harvested.
>>37785253Analogy can be taken too far and not everything will have a counterpart, that's why I'd rather limit it to example I provided. I am sure not every being that's against our current role is doing what it does out of benevolence, but the fact that are bad actors/neutral parties in general outside of one's prison, doesn't mean that prison is suddenly good.>I think we are here to learn things and that instead of jailers, there are those that seek to prevent us from learning and growing but there are also those who wish to help us learn and growThey somewhat are but in boundaries of what I've said. The benefit we provide we provide as we experience and refine ourselves. The difference is that those who are responsible for the function of the farm/prison, do not encourage our growth for our benefit, just something they do for their own. We still would grow and benefit, possibly even faster, better, taking ourselves to greater heights if we'd be outside control. Continuing that analogy this time - we have guaranteed feed, but it just meh feed made to fatten us for slaughter, not a variety of things we choose for ourselves (or at least not fully) or suffer lack of everything.The cattle rancher isn't malevolent toward us. It is flawed and may have bad traits but it doesn't mean hostility. It is still a being much more powerful and possibly knowledgeable than us. However, like a human cattle rancher, it will take care of its stock mostly only up to the level of what assures the cattle will bring him profit.It's a matter of looking past overt simplifications, even this one, which are far too common on this board, be it in relation to prison planet and reincarnation. A common thing, even worse in case of belief on how either works or things related to such, like karma, do - which anons or in general writers on the topic very often butcher painfully.Hell, even I right now am sure I don't touch upon every nuance, but I hope I am not at least misleading.
>>37786349Not him but I kinda wrote a bit on this:>>37785225To reiterate, I am pretty confident that even in boundaries of our predicement, there's some place for growth. Likely because it's also a necessary "side effect" of generating forces we're being harvested for (or rather, it's the other way around, but it's those forces that interest our farmer). The growth may be stunted, pushed in particular directions etc however.
